This sounds like fun

My wife is not a big sports fan. She does allow me to watch the games but recently she made them a lot more interesting. She gets out 2 of our implements and tells me to pick a team for each implement according to what ever game I am watching. Every time a team scores, she picks up that teams implement and gives me a lick for every point that team currently has. Now I love watching football even more, now I just hope for a low scoring game.